a shrine to our god
Tumblr on November 1st
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.
What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful
~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~
its prettier than me wtf
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
Evan Peters in American Horror Story season premieres
send this to your crush with no context
i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”
I LOVE THIS
credit to magicpawed
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.