They didn’t find him for a week.
reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
I paused Frozen and I think I found Hannibal
oh m y god
I can’t eat any of these people.
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
otp more like
my life in several acronyms
This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare
See this why you don’t live with white people